"Oh my god, Throgg," Lolegolas gasped. "What have you done to yourself?"

"It's me hat! It is, specifically, Burgy Blackheart's Handsome Hat!" the ex-orc exclaimed. The orc had changed. Where once stood a powerful, green example of the Horde now swaggered a chest-high pirate gnome. "I'm a sword-swinging gnave! A scoundrel of epic proportions! Ready to raid the gnomeland and leave gno man standing!"

Lolegolas sighed, and sat down in the middle of the street. "I'm going gnowhere until you go back to normal."

 

• Type: Head
• Equip: Succumb to the curse of Burgy Blackheart.

How to get it: It drops from Burgy Blackheart himself, Captain of Diane's Fancy, in Shimmering Expanse. Burgy's a rare spawn, though, so it'll take some careful camping to get it.
How to get rid of it: We're not quite sure what it disenchants into or even if it sells. No one's done so yet that we know of. Who'd want to give up such an awesome item?
[Thanks to Debesun for the tip!]